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Have you ever wondered what a world controlled by Christians would be like? Yeah, I just blacked out too. The truth is that the Bible Belt isn’t that far off, and if you know what sweet tea is, you probably already live there. The Bible Belt is a physical manifestation of something having to do with televangelists and the ’60s (or at least that’s what I hear). Maybe you can finish this book in the bathroom or wherever you are, and with any luck, we can dispel some of the ideas associated with this place–the Belt, not the bathroom, and if your attention was already diverted by my use of the word “luck,” you may already be too far gone. That’s lesson one. It’s a freebie. I’ll let you off just this once. Now, flip this thing over and be a champion. Let go of your hang-ups. Let your mind to the work and the truth shall set you free.
